A Confused Woodpecker

A Confused Woodpecker searched for a helmet to sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet of all things.

A Confused Woodpecker desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would drop. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Woodpecker searched for a crown that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

A Confused Woodpecker searched for a bat that they would sleep with. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a bat was the item that was chosen.

A Confused Woodpecker found a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

A Confused Woodpecker desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would break. This seems to be a curious operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.