A Weary Woodpecker

A Weary Woodpecker carried a sponge that they sometimes eat. This seems a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge of all things.

A Weary Woodpecker looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

A Weary Woodpecker always kept a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to choose.

A Weary Woodpecker craved for a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. It might be an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

A Weary Woodpecker owned a cup that they would often hug. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup is the item to choose.

A Weary Woodpecker wanted a hat that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.