The Magical Woodpecker

The Magical Woodpecker desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes break. It should be an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Magical Woodpecker desperately looked for a can of coke that they would eat. This might appear to be a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Magical Woodpecker desperately craved for a pint of cider to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Magical Woodpecker desperately wanted a sword to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was simply life. A sword being the chosen thing.

The Magical Woodpecker desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Magical Woodpecker desired a set of lego that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.