A Naughty Woodpecker

A Naughty Woodpecker desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an original activity, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Woodpecker craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, fun. A pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

A Naughty Woodpecker craved for a CD player that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

A Naughty Woodpecker searched for a tomato that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Woodpecker desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was wonderful. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Naughty Woodpecker desperately needed a CD player that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a different thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.