The Cute Woodpecker

The Cute Woodpecker always had with them a mug that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.

The Cute Woodpecker desired a bottle of wine that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Woodpecker desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often throw. This seems to be a different exercise, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Cute Woodpecker found a block of cheese that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Cute Woodpecker needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Woodpecker always carried a CD player that they sometimes share. It should be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.