The Big Woodpecker

The Big Woodpecker owned a spade that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Big Woodpecker found a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Woodpecker desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Big Woodpecker searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Woodpecker looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Big Woodpecker wanted a can of Dr Pepper to throw. It should be a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.