Her Eccentric Woodpecker

Her Eccentric Woodpecker always kept a can of Tango that they would break. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer of all things.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker desperately looked for a cheese grater to sit and look at. This could be considered an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. A cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker desperately desired a stapler to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A stapler was the chosen item.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would eat. It should have been a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

Her Eccentric Woodpecker craved for a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.