The Fat Woodpecker

The Fat Woodpecker desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Woodpecker desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Fat Woodpecker desperately searched for a stretchman that they would often put on his head. It should have been a different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Woodpecker desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Fat Woodpecker desired a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Woodpecker desperately looked for a lava lamp that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.