A Stupid Woodpecker

A Stupid Woodpecker wanted a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. This seems an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was epic. A cheese grater was the chosen item.

A Stupid Woodpecker wanted a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be wonderful. Honestly, a stapler would be the item chosen.

A Stupid Woodpecker desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

A Stupid Woodpecker desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to hug. It would have been a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Woodpecker wanted a mug that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen item.

A Stupid Woodpecker always kept a hat that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a hat being the chosen item.