His Handsome Woodpecker

His Handsome Woodpecker desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

His Handsome Woodpecker carried a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item selected.

His Handsome Woodpecker always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to break. It is considered to be a different operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was fun. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

His Handsome Woodpecker desperately looked for a piece of paper to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

His Handsome Woodpecker looked for a lava lamp that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Woodpecker looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.