The Lucky Woodpecker

The Lucky Woodpecker wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Lucky Woodpecker often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Lucky Woodpecker desperately desired a big sponge that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

The Lucky Woodpecker craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a curious idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Lucky Woodpecker desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Woodpecker wanted a bag of flour to annihilate This could be considered a fairly exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.