The Troubled Woodpecker

The Troubled Woodpecker desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Troubled Woodpecker needed a helmet that they liked to share. It was a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Woodpecker desperately desired a hat that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Woodpecker often carried a pint of cider that they would often break. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Woodpecker owned a tomato that they would often share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.