His Bum Loving Woodpecker

His Bum Loving Woodpecker desired a tomato that they liked to demolish. It is a fairly surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Woodpecker craved for a pen that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Woodpecker had a lava lamp that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

His Bum Loving Woodpecker found a cup that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a cup would be the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately desired a magic 8 ball to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.