Her Grumpy Woodpecker

Her Grumpy Woodpecker carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes share. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Her Grumpy Woodpecker desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to choose.

Her Grumpy Woodpecker desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Woodpecker desired a spade that they would occasionally worship. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Her Grumpy Woodpecker desperately wanted a sponge that they would often sit and look at. This seems a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Woodpecker often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the item selected.