Her Crypting Woodpecker

Her Crypting Woodpecker always kept a pen that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

Her Crypting Woodpecker desperately looked for a cucumber to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Woodpecker desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would throw. It was considered to be a new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Crypting Woodpecker desperately searched for a cup that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a cup being the item opted for.

Her Crypting Woodpecker found a chocolate bar that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

Her Crypting Woodpecker often carried a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.