Their Curious Woodpecker

Their Curious Woodpecker craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Their Curious Woodpecker always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Their Curious Woodpecker had a piece of paper that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was magnificent. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Their Curious Woodpecker desperately wanted a spade that they would break. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.

Their Curious Woodpecker desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

Their Curious Woodpecker needed a stapler that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.