My Grumpy Woodpecker

My Grumpy Woodpecker desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was magnificent. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Woodpecker desperately looked for a cheese grater to eat. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

My Grumpy Woodpecker desired a set square that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Woodpecker desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was epic. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy Woodpecker owned a sword to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. A sword being the chosen item.

My Grumpy Woodpecker desperately looked for a cup that they liked to throw. It should be a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.