My Funny Woodpecker

My Funny Woodpecker often carried a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

My Funny Woodpecker owned a tomato that they liked to play with. It is a different action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a tomato being the chosen item.

My Funny Woodpecker had a hat that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a hat is the item to select.

My Funny Woodpecker desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was selected.

My Funny Woodpecker owned a sack of potatoes that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

My Funny Woodpecker searched for a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.