His Grumpy Woodpecker

His Grumpy Woodpecker wanted a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Woodpecker desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

His Grumpy Woodpecker owned a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Grumpy Woodpecker found a custard pie that they would demolish. This is certainly a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A custard pie being the item opted for.

His Grumpy Woodpecker had a radiator that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a radiator being the item selected.

His Grumpy Woodpecker owned a can of coke that they would smash. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be breathtaking. A can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.