Her Anxious Woodpecker

Her Anxious Woodpecker always had with them a block of cheese that they would drop. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Her Anxious Woodpecker had a hat that they would break. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Anxious Woodpecker desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Anxious Woodpecker looked for a set of lego that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Her Anxious Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. It is a fairly different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Woodpecker desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes play with. It might have been a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.