My Bewildered Woodpecker

My Bewildered Woodpecker looked for a helmet that they would demolish. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Woodpecker wanted a crown that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

My Bewildered Woodpecker always kept a chocolate bar to play with. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Woodpecker had a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a big sponge having that done to it

My Bewildered Woodpecker needed a bag of poop that they sometimes smash. It should have been an odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Woodpecker desperately craved for a mug that they liked to insert somewhere. It was an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it