The Jolly Woodpecker

The Jolly Woodpecker looked for a bottle of wine that they would insert somewhere. It should have been an original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Jolly Woodpecker carried a set square to demolish. It might be an extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the thing selected.

The Jolly Woodpecker looked for a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Woodpecker looked for a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Woodpecker desired a CD player that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Jolly Woodpecker often carried a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.