The Scary Woodpecker

The Scary Woodpecker had a helmet that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Woodpecker desired a little monkey that they would often play with. This seems a fairly new thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Woodpecker craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes eat. It is a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. A painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Scary Woodpecker always carried a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Woodpecker desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Woodpecker desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.