Her Adventurous Woodpecker

Her Adventurous Woodpecker wanted a radiator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Her Adventurous Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Her Adventurous Woodpecker always carried a pint of cider to rub on his belly. It was a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

Her Adventurous Woodpecker desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

Her Adventurous Woodpecker always kept a painting of a melon that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Her Adventurous Woodpecker desperately craved for a ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a ball being the item opted for.