Their Eccentric Woodpecker

Their Eccentric Woodpecker craved for a mug that they would sometimes eat. It might be a different action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Woodpecker needed a spade to sit and look at. It should be a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.

Their Eccentric Woodpecker craved for a radiator to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was fun. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Woodpecker desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

Their Eccentric Woodpecker desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would worship. It should be a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Their Eccentric Woodpecker always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.