Her Crazy Woodpecker

Her Crazy Woodpecker wanted a sword that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be simply life. A sword being the thing selected.

Her Crazy Woodpecker desired a melon that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a melon was the thing that was selected.

Her Crazy Woodpecker wanted a pen that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. A pen would be the thing that was selected.

Her Crazy Woodpecker carried a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Her Crazy Woodpecker always kept a bat that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was selected.

Her Crazy Woodpecker always kept a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.