The Cute Woodpecker

The Cute Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of coke to worship. It might have been a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Cute Woodpecker desperately desired a tomato that they would put in the bath with him. It is a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Cute Woodpecker found a computer that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to select.

The Cute Woodpecker wanted a teapot that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was breathtaking. A teapot was the chosen item.

The Cute Woodpecker craved for a helmet that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Cute Woodpecker always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.