The Round Woodpecker

The Round Woodpecker desperately needed a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

The Round Woodpecker often carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Round Woodpecker had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Round Woodpecker desperately wanted a little monkey that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Round Woodpecker owned a spade that they liked to throw. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to choose.

The Round Woodpecker always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.