The Troubled Woodpecker

The Troubled Woodpecker always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Woodpecker desperately needed a hat to worship. This seems to be a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

The Troubled Woodpecker carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Woodpecker craved for a block of cheese that they would drop. It would be a fairly different operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Troubled Woodpecker desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would annihilate It would have been a peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

The Troubled Woodpecker carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.