My Stupid Woodpecker

My Stupid Woodpecker always kept a painting of a melon that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly odd activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

My Stupid Woodpecker desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

My Stupid Woodpecker carried a piece of paper that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

My Stupid Woodpecker craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Woodpecker desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

My Stupid Woodpecker always kept a stapler that they liked to share. It would have been a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.