Her Green Woodpecker

Her Green Woodpecker needed a ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a ball of all things.

Her Green Woodpecker desperately looked for a hat that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Woodpecker always kept a sponge that they would sometimes hug. It should be a curious thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Woodpecker searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

Her Green Woodpecker found a stapler that they liked to share. It might be an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Her Green Woodpecker wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.