My Purple Woodpecker

My Purple Woodpecker desperately desired a cup that they liked to embrace. This seems a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Woodpecker carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. It would be an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

My Purple Woodpecker desired a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

My Purple Woodpecker needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was wonderful. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Woodpecker found a rubber chicken to share. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

My Purple Woodpecker always carried a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.