Their Jolly Woodpecker

Their Jolly Woodpecker desperately needed a cucumber to cuddle. It would be a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. A cucumber being the chosen thing.

Their Jolly Woodpecker wanted a bag of poop to worship. It might be an odd thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

Their Jolly Woodpecker found a spade that they liked to smash. It would have been an odd exercise, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was selected.

Their Jolly Woodpecker always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

Their Jolly Woodpecker often carried a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the chosen item.

Their Jolly Woodpecker always kept a CD player that they liked to hug. It would have been a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to opt for.