Their Fat Woodpecker

Their Fat Woodpecker had a chocolate bar that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

Their Fat Woodpecker wanted a chocolate bar that they would smash. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Their Fat Woodpecker desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often play with. It should have been an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

Their Fat Woodpecker needed a can of Tango that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Fat Woodpecker found a stretchman that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

Their Fat Woodpecker owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.