A Fat Woodpecker

A Fat Woodpecker found a set of lego that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

A Fat Woodpecker desperately needed a custard pie that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

A Fat Woodpecker desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems an odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Fat Woodpecker searched for a can of coke that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

A Fat Woodpecker needed a custard pie to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie having that done to it

A Fat Woodpecker always kept a sword that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was chosen.