His Stupid Woodpecker

His Stupid Woodpecker owned a sponge that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A sponge is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Woodpecker owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to smash. One might say this is a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Woodpecker always had with them a teapot to smash. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a teapot being the item selected.

His Stupid Woodpecker often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A big sponge being the item opted for.

His Stupid Woodpecker wanted a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Woodpecker desperately wanted a sword that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly original thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.