Big Woodpecker

Big Woodpecker searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was spectacular. A rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Big Woodpecker desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Big Woodpecker wanted a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

Big Woodpecker desperately desired a little monkey that they would often smash. It would have been a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item selected.

Big Woodpecker desperately desired a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon of all things.

Big Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of coke of all things.