A Purple Woodpecker

A Purple Woodpecker wanted a helmet that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

A Purple Woodpecker always carried a sack of potatoes to play with. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

A Purple Woodpecker desperately wanted a teapot to drop. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

A Purple Woodpecker always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A pint of beer is the item to select.

A Purple Woodpecker carried a crown to play with. It should be a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown of all things.

A Purple Woodpecker searched for a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.