The Weary Woodpecker

The Weary Woodpecker desperately looked for a spade that they would often play with. It is a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a spade having that done to it

The Weary Woodpecker desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be an original thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Woodpecker had a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Weary Woodpecker owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Weary Woodpecker desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Woodpecker always had with them a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to opt for.