His Magical Woodpecker

His Magical Woodpecker desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

His Magical Woodpecker often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes break. It was a different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

His Magical Woodpecker searched for a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade of all things.

His Magical Woodpecker carried a helmet that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a helmet being the chosen item.

His Magical Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often drop. It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

His Magical Woodpecker desperately searched for a bat to throw. It was a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat having that done to it