The Purple Woodpecker

The Purple Woodpecker desperately looked for a wig to sit and look at. It might be an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a wig being the chosen item.

The Purple Woodpecker wanted a helmet that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Woodpecker desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a new activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Purple Woodpecker desperately needed a block of cheese that they liked to break. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Woodpecker found a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Woodpecker desperately craved for a tomato that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a curious thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.