Their Angry Woodpecker

Their Angry Woodpecker wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

Their Angry Woodpecker always kept a teapot that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

Their Angry Woodpecker always kept a cup that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a cup is the thing to opt for.

Their Angry Woodpecker craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Their Angry Woodpecker desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup being the item opted for.

Their Angry Woodpecker desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.