A Square Woodpecker

A Square Woodpecker always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Square Woodpecker always kept a bottle of wine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

A Square Woodpecker desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is spectacular. A magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

A Square Woodpecker desperately needed a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken of all things.

A Square Woodpecker found a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

A Square Woodpecker always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.