The Hungry Woodpecker

The Hungry Woodpecker had a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Woodpecker desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Hungry Woodpecker carried a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Hungry Woodpecker found a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Hungry Woodpecker desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often sit and look at. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Hungry Woodpecker looked for a spade to share. It would be an odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item selected.