Her Weary Woodpecker

Her Weary Woodpecker always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Her Weary Woodpecker desperately looked for a hat that they liked to share. It was a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a hat would be the item chosen.

Her Weary Woodpecker needed a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

Her Weary Woodpecker desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes sleep with. It might be an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater having that done to it

Her Weary Woodpecker desperately desired a cup that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Her Weary Woodpecker desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.