The Anxious Woodpecker

The Anxious Woodpecker desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Anxious Woodpecker desired a teapot that they would occasionally smash. It might have been an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Woodpecker always kept a stretchman that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be simply life. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Woodpecker desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Anxious Woodpecker needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Anxious Woodpecker carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. It might have been an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.