Boring Woodpecker

Boring Woodpecker desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often put down their trousers. It should be an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

Boring Woodpecker owned a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar having that done to it

Boring Woodpecker owned a set square that they would put down their trousers. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Boring Woodpecker owned a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Boring Woodpecker always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, epic. A teapot being the item selected.

Boring Woodpecker desired a bottle of beer that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.