The Little Woodpecker

The Little Woodpecker needed a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was exciting. Remarkably, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Little Woodpecker searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Woodpecker desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.

The Little Woodpecker always had with them a cup that they would often smash. It is considered to be an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Little Woodpecker had a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

The Little Woodpecker had a bottle of coke that they would often drop. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.