The Exciting Woodpecker

The Exciting Woodpecker had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It was a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Woodpecker always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Woodpecker craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be an astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Woodpecker owned a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Woodpecker desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Woodpecker searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was wonderous. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.