My Careful Woodpecker

My Careful Woodpecker desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

My Careful Woodpecker desperately needed a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bat was the chosen thing.

My Careful Woodpecker owned a bottle of coke to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Careful Woodpecker always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a funny thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

My Careful Woodpecker desperately needed a crown that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

My Careful Woodpecker always had with them a chocolate bar to try to balance on their head. It is a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.